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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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