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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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