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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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