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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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