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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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