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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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