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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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