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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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