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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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