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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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