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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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