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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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