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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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