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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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