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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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