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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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