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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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