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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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