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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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