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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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