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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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