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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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