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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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