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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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