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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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