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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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