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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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