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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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