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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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