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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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