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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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