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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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