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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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