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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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