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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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