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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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