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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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