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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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