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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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