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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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