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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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