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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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