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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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