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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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