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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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