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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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