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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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