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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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