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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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