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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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